Literature
Mah Phone
Mah phone,
Internet's faster than the old backbone.
Mah phone,
Memory's over a Gig on the RAM alone.
Mah phone,
CPU's a speed zone.
Mah phone,
I'd type mah fingers to dah bone,
On mah phone.
But autocorrect makes me groan,
On mah phone.
The keyboard is error prone,
On mah phone.
The screen isn't full grown,
on mah phone.
So not gonna do that on mah phone.